Random Things I Love!!!!

This blog is a result of how bored I am because I am alone in the apartment!!!!

-Wawa brand mint chocolate chip ice cream in a sugar cone
-JBCB's
-the awesome feeling you get after you get ur haircut
-being random and crazy all the time
-being bartender
-staring at cloud animals
-the after beach shower
-getting lost while driving
-playing padoodle
-burping
-reading people's away messges, blogs, etc.
-making fun of people
-people watching
-singing very loudly when im alone in the car
-anything food that involves cheese, bacon, or potato
-quoting Napolean Dynamite
-staying up till 4am for no reason
-the smell of a clean apartment
-high heels
-my lux jeans
-Target
-the fact that mini gummi bears taste so much better than regular size bears
-the guy at Dunkin Donuts who puts an assload of cream and sugar in my coffee
-looking up random shit on google because i can
-taking really stupid pictures
-playing awful pranks on people
-watching mtv until i know the words to the shows
-getting dressed up for class for no reason
-getting things on sale
-coconut men
-brightly colored/shiny objects that distract me
-getting a good parking space
-finding money in your pants pocket
-getting my eyebrows waxed
-writing lame blogs like this

This was a lame attempt at putting off reading my 200 page book that I should be done by now...anyone who actually read all of this...congrats and god luv ya!

Home Again

I should really just stop coming home. I only come home about once a month for clean laundry, food, and cash and it isn't a good idea. I have so much homework to do and I never get anything done with I'm at home. Im supposed to be reading this stupid 200 page book and writing a paper about it and I haven't even started the book...I'm slacking hardcore!!!
I just so distracted by my family!!! Mag always offers to take me shopping and then I spend the whole day out with her and I get nothing done!! This weekend I came home for Karen's birthday dinner which is tonight!!! We are going to some fancy place so I'm need like forever to get ready and that just means I'm not gonna get anything done today either...esp since I'm sitting on my couch right now writing this lol!!!
In other news....I got my haircut yesterday...it pretty much looks the same as when I got it cut short in May...but I like it!!!! And I finally got the couple of pictures I took at the end of last school year developed...they are really funny lol!!! God our dorm was soo freakin ugly..thank God our apartment is soo cute this year!!!!
Well I'm gonna help Mag make Karen's cake and chill out with my Gram cause shes visiting!!!

Frozen Hot Chocolate!!!!

Another reason why I love Oprah!!!!! On her show last year she talked about how Serendipity's in NYC makes Frozen Hot Chocolate and its really good so last night I made it!!!!! I kind of cheated cause I didn't buy the whole kit thing from the website...I just blended together ice, milk, hot chocolate mix, and chocolate syrup!!! And they came out really good....in fact they kind of tasted like a frosty from Wendys!!!! Anywayz just thought I'd share this receipe....next time I think I will add ice cream to the mix!!!!

FYI

FYI- Trying to wax your legs at home is a very stupid idea....it hurts and it doesn't work!!! In the end, after a week of being itchy, I went back to shaving....boo!!! But it is good to be hair free again!!!! Next time I wanna wax I'm going to the Asians..they are beasts!!!

Happy Freakin Halloween!

Yeah its halloween whatever...I didn't even get to dress up because I had to study all weekend for a freakin history midterm that was the devil!!!! I knew it was gonna be ugly but I hoping I was just being overly anxious....wrong!!!! I didn't sleep at all last night...I finally finished studying and went to bed around 2am...I didn't fall asleep at all until 4 and I barely slept. I saw like every half hour on the clock and finally just got up at 7. I got to class early and was talking to everyone who was just as stressed as me. I studied my ass off though so I hoping it wouldn't be too awful. Wrong again!!!
The exam was like ten multiple choice that we only one point each but extremely evil!!! They were the kind with two good sounding answers, one bad answer and then all of the above...how do you pick between the top two...oy i hate that so I just guessed hardcore.
Then there were like 10 fill in the blanks worth three points each that sucked because they were so general you could have filled in anything but im sure my professor was looking for sumthing specific and I prob put the wrong thing.
Lastly....the really scary part...9 essays!!!!!!! each one worth 7 points which doesn't sound like a lot but thats 63 points worth of test and only an hour and 15 minutes to do the whole thing!!!! Some of the essays weren't awful but about three or four of them sucked and of course he wrote after each one explain in detail....how detailed can one be when there are nine freakin essays!!!! So in the end I think I did rather yucky along with everyone else and it sucks cause I studied my ass off!!!!

I'm Itchy

I've haven't been able to shave my legs in a week and I'm itchy and cranky. Don't worry I'm not just being nasty...I have good reason. Me and the roomates decided we are gonna try to wax our legs this weekend and in order to do that you need to have fairly hairy legs so the wax works. This means walking around really itchy and hairy for like a week...which sucks!!!! I didn't realize how much I like having hairless legs until now. I am itchy and I don't like it. This wax thing better work well or I'm gonna be bitter.
On top of the hairy thing our apartment is so freakin hot its disturbing. We are seriosuly like sleeping in tank tops and shorts and with the windows open!!!! And the stupid housing ppl are all like there is no way to fix it....like the heater isnt broken when it blows out burning hot air all night on full blast! So I think next year we are gonna live off campus which would be awesome!!!! Off campus would be like $2000 cheaper a year!!!!!
I should be in bed right now cause I have to be up in five hours for class...suprisingly I haven't sucked at waking up this semester. Classes are starting to get ugly now though...all of the midterms and projects are killing me....my last midterm is on monday and its gonna be a beast...over 45o pages of shit!!!! So I'm not gonna have a very fun Halloween=(

Pretzel Rods!!!!

Pretzel rods are the best snack ever!!!!! I just found them in the store the other week and now I'm eating like 5 a day!!! They remind me of my old doctor who used to have a jar of pretzel rods on the counter where you pay!!! For some reason I am totally addicted to them right now!!!! In my opinion they are bangin with chocolate ice cream or a mini-snickers bar!!!!

I LOVE TARGET!!!!!!!

Target is the best store ever!!!!!!! They have so much halloween candy right now its amazing!!! Including the best candy ever.....mini gummi bears!!!! They have these amazing gummis individually wrapped in a big bag...which is pure genius because they stay fresher!!!!
I bought two bags cause I love them!!!! I am never buying mini gummi bears from that stupid Sweet Stop in the mall cause I freakin hate the creepy old guy who works there!
In other news the Delia's in the Hamilton mall is now open which is fabulous cause thats the best store ever!!! I am going home this weekend because I am out of food and clothing so when I head home to get my winter clothes I plan on talking big Mag into taking me shopping!!!!

Smoke this!!!

When I'm stressed out I get annoyed very easily and for some reason this week people smoking is driving me crazy. I just don't see anything appealing about lighting up. I totally agree with the t-shirt that says...Smoking...there are cooler ways to die. I think that is so true....cause in my opinion there is no good reason to smoke.
Like seriously if anyone out there can come up with one good reason for why they have to smoke then I wanna hear it cause in my opinion people who smoke are just weaker than people who don't. Smoking cause it helps you relax or you think its cool is such a load of shit. Cause killing your lungs and smellling like ass is always so cool and relaxing in my book.
I've been around people who smoke my whole life and I just hate it. I really resent that people who chose not to have such a nasty habit have to sit around or walk through clouds of smoke. For instance when walking between buildings on campus here you are forced to not only push through the crowd of people standing by the doors smoking but you also have to breathe in all their stupid smoke!
I would say I'm sorry to any smokers who read this post and are offended...but I'm not. Your nasty habit is a lot more offensive to many more people than what I write here could ever be. Its personally offensive to me (a person with only one good lung) to see a normal healthy person light up and take their two lungs for granted. If people who smoke could spend one day in the shoes of someone with a resp. disease there would be no need for stupid pills and patches.
My bitter rant is over!

Stress the size of Montana!!!!!!!!

This has just not been my week. I hate how when you are stressed about one thing...everything else seems to go wrong. On tuesday I had two back to back tests, psych and theory/prac for social work. Psych I studied for forever and still think I bombed....of course I would know my grade already since I took the test two days ago if my professor weren't an ass. He walks into class today and is like "wow a lot of people are here today...o I guess you wanted your grades...too bad I don't have them" and with that about 1/3 of the room just got up and walked out. I was nice enough to stay for an hour but once we took our break I was out of there....I was so mad I just couldn't sit through his odd ramblings about sex and things that have nothing to do with the course. He said he'll have the tests by next week but I'm not holding my breath. His class is so stupid and the tests are impossible...the entire class was saying how they were mad and they all think they failed the test cause he asked about stuff that wasn't even in the book....MO!!!
My theory test went a little better...I got a 21.76 out of 25...which means about an 87.....thats not what I normally like but it was well above the average so I'm not complaining.
I am just so glad to see this week coming to an end...I have been so stresssed out about these tests and I can't wait to just unwind this weekend.

Isn't it amazing

I think its amazing that some people can be such huge assholes and not give a damn about what other people think.

Life is sexually transmitted

Don't you just love when your professor says something so weird and uncomfortable that the entire classes crosses their legs. Welcome to my abnormal psych class. My professor is this dirty old british guy and he just talks for two hours straight about sex and himself. Yesterday he covered everything from his trips to porn movie theaters to his different sexual experiences with his three seperate wives. And this guy has the nerve to ask why he's been married three times...maybe its cause he's a dirty old fool! He even admitted to the entire class of over 100 students that he has slept with a number of his students since he's been at Stockton.
By far my favorite part of the class was when he tried to convince all the guys that football was really a way for men to express their homosexual desires. Since about half of the guys in the room play flag football for Stockton I'd say thats the point where the crowd turned ugly lol!!! This class is just so weird...I honestly wanna film this guy and show people just what I have to sit through four hours a week. And people wonder why I plan on skipping this class a lot lol!!!
In other news...the apartment is still fabulous!!!! Last weekend was fun we went to AC and then to OC!!!! Saturday I went shopping again and bought awesome clothes...I still wanna buy some new shoes and maybe cute jeans to wear with boots and then I'm done fall shopping!
In conclusion two fabulous things I have discovered so far for this fall...besides riding the shuttle to class lol....are: the new show Reunion on Fox...they have only showed one episode so far and me and the roomates are already addicted. Second is the new Victoria's Secret perfume...So Sexy...it smells so good...when I was at the mall this past weekend I just had to buy it!!!! So next time you see me...don't forget to smell me!!!!

Apartment of Fabulousness!!!!!!!!!

My first week back at school is done!!!! My apartment is awesome...it is so big and so clean...I luv it...everyone must come visit me or else you are dead to me lol!!!!!!!!! This week was really fun but also really long...it was cool to see ppl that I haven't seen all summer..but not soo cool to have to sit through all these classes...my schedule kindof blows cause I have to be up early a lot but there sumthing very nice about finsihing your day early. I just hope my classes don't get too tough or else I'm going to be reading boring textbooks till I die.
Anywayz I have kindof sucked at updating cause I've been so busy with classes and apartment stuff...I didn't really do much this weekend...but it was awesome cause we all just got to veg and hang out in our pretty apartment!!! Its a lot of work though keeping this place clean and making your own dinners....it almost makes me miss Mag...almost lol!!!! But its cool cause I am learning how to cook better...I can now make hashbrowns, omletes, pasta, and chicken..yippy for me!!!!
On Saturday we watched movies like all day and I read a little bit for my classes...I hate when chapters are like 60 pages and you have to read a chapter for each class....boo!!! Anywayz Saturday night me and delia rented a movie...Assault on Precinct 13...it was really good...I was freaking out like the whole time...quite a thriller..we gave it two thumbs up..everyone should rent it lol!!!!
Today Jack and Mag came down with rest of my crap I decided I wanted...like my N64 lol and the barstools from our old bar.....yes my parents were once cool and had a bar in the basement...anywayz they are these awesome vintage leather stools and they go sooo well in our kitchen!!!!
In other news I am getting much better at climbing in and out of my loft bed and I have yet to fall out!!!!! I rule!!!!! And last night I bought the classic childhood game don't break the ice because I saw it on the 70's house and decided I must play it again!!!! It is the best game ever and I can't wait to get drunk and attempt to play!!!! Well thats about it for now...the blog is very random but o well so if life...peace out homefries!!!!

Ready to Roll

I can't believe it...I'm actually ready to move in tomorrow!!!! I kept putting it off but I finally pulled together and it only took me like 3 hours to pack everything...the only bad part is I have two large suitcases, three gym bags, three boxes, 2 tvs, a fan, a 6ft bookcase, and about 10 target bags full of food and junk...all my stuff is like filling the entire living room...I have so much more stuff this year compared to last year because now I'm in an apartment so we needed cleaning stuff and kitchen stuff!!! I can't wait to cook food!!! I'm really excited about moving in now cause its gonna be just one big party all year long...my roomates are so awesome!!!!! Plus everyone I've talked to wants to come party and crash on our couch!!!!
Its weird now looking at my room...its soo empty!!!! As fun as college is...leaving friends and family sucks. Friday night me janine and steve hung out at lau's so we could all say goodbye...I swore to myself that I wouldn't get all emotional but I couldn't help it...I cried a little...it just sucks cause I've seen these ppl like everyday for four months and now I won't get to see them all the time like I like. But we've already planned our first reunion night in Oct so that will be fun!!!
This summer went by really fast...while I was packing I found my list of goals that I had for this summer and I didn't accomplish any of them..but thats okay cause this was like the best summer ever so I don't even care...I only read like 4 books but they were all really good...I didn't gain the weight to get my puppy but oh well I'll keep working on it....and I didn't exercise a lot....lol but we all know that was just never gonna happen! Then of course there is that one summer goal that will of course carry on to next year....lol Steveo I will get you oneday when u least expect it.
Alrighty well thats about it for now...I'm really hyper but I need to get sum sleep...big day of moving tomorrow!!!
P.S.- Steve and Zoe rule because they left me birthday comments on my blog!!!!!!

I'm 19!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Today was my birthday as if everyone didn't already know and it was fabulous!!!! I know i can be a little annoying around my day...okay a lot...but hey it only comes once a year and since its soo close to the start of school...yuck...i have to make it extra special so i forget that i am leaving in one week for school...boo....i dont wanna leave my friends=(
Anywho...today was great...everyone wished me a happy birthday..even ppl i didn't expect to hear from so i feel very loved and no one is dead to me lol!!!!!! I love all of my family and friends!!!! I didn't really do much today I went to Old Navy with Mag and bought sum cute stuff and then I got ready for dinner at Olive Garden. My folks were nice enough to let me take sum of my ppls to dinner which ruled...I love cheese rav!!!!!! Afterwards we came home and watched the VMAs...they blew btw!!!
The best part of the night...besides the presents which were of course sweet...was the cake!!!! My mom let me get two cakes from Terminis...if u've never been to that bakery go...i've never had a bad thing from there...they rule!!! One cake was a light n yummy chocolate raspberry thing and the other was a strawberry shortcake roll...they were both amazing and im so eating them for breakfast in like 8 hours lol!!!! My presents were cool of course...mostly cash which is great!!! Laura got me a cute ring...kelly got me an awesome t-shirt and socks from Delias...which is now open in Deptford!!! Karen got me margarita glasses and a blender which will so be put to good use this semester in the bangin apartment o fun!!!! Me and Janine already claimed which of the four colored glasses we wanted!!!
I'm sad that my birthday is over...1- because my day is over and 2- this is my official last week with my friends...boo....but we are gonna hang out hardcore so it wont be soo sad to leave i hope=( And its only 364 days till my next birthday...i promised steve though i wont begin my countdown till like 200 days at least...so thats the last time i'll mention the count for a while..promise...lol........it will suck to leave my peeps but we r gonna be much better at keeping in touch too this year...im gonna actually like send some of those cards i bought for last year lol!!! And I'm gonna start becoming better at updating this blog...so I can be a beast like Steve and hit my 200th post!!!
On Tuesday me and the girls are hitting KOP so i can pick out my jeans that i want...my sevens...and spend some my birthday loot!!!!! hopefully on sum fabulous boots and of course a purse lol!!!!!!!! like a dont already have like 50 lol!!!!!! Then tuesday night its our last PARTY at Lau's!!!!! FIERCE!!!!
Well I'm beat....time for bed!!!!!!!!!
Thanks again everyone for an amazing birthday... I sweat u all!!!!!
P.S. If i ever open a candy store i will call it Treat Yield....lol Steveo!!!!!!!!!

MPIZZLE!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay so I really suck at updating this thing...but its not my fault...1- because nothing ever is and 2- i have been super busy this past month...i dont even know where august went...i remember it being like july and being down the shore then all of a sudden its 48 hours till my birthday!!!! today is laura's birthday so of course i called her at 10:26am cause we are both born at that time...exactly 48 hours apart...how creepy and cool!!!!!
In other news on sunday i am doing some sort of gay celebration for my day of birth since my family is lame and doesnt really seem to care its my birthday...but oh well i will still have fun cause its my day!!!!!
This past week I've been recovering from Marco Island...the trip was amazing!!! I love my girls...i mean u know ur good friends if u can be a car for a total of 40 hours and not kill each other!!! The house in Marco was amazing and Jared is awesome for letting us crash there...he even took us out to dinner...by the end of the week we were all spoiled...we never wanted to leave...the beaches are soo pretty and everything is just more fun when you are fo-rich lol!!!!!! But its nice to be home and hang out with everyone here!!!! Maybe we will get to go back someday!!!
Yesterday me and delia went and bought books at Stockton so we could avoid the mess of standing in line the first week of class.....I cant believe we move in next weekend...but im really excited cause its gonna be one huge party with me delia jen and christy!!!! But im sooo sad about leaving my home friends...this summer has been amazing aside from some gay moments of drama but that shit doesnt even matter to me cause ive had that much fun!!!
Anywayz thats about it.....btw a warning to all who read this....anyone who doesnt wish me a happy birthday on sunday is offically dead to me...goodluck!!!!!

I Know This Much Is True

Okay so I have been bitching about this book for sooo long....everyone kept telling me not to finish it...but I just finished the 891 pages about five minutes ago and I'm so glad I did. I've spent the last few days reading the second half of this book because I can't stand to start a book and not finish it and I just had a feeling that Wally Lamb and Oprah wouldn't dissapoint me and I was right. It may have been a little long and kindof strange in some places...but the last 150 pages were amazing....its weird how in the end I couldn't put down the same book that I've been hating for the past two months.
I feel like I have read my fair share of books and in my opinion its not a good book unless in the end you feel all emotional and like you have really learned something.....I know I'm being really sappy right now but thats cause this book was just amazing and I'm shocked cause I was really hating it for like the first 700 pages!!!! Wally Lamb got me...I am soo suprised how much I now love this book!!!! Its climbing the charts as one of the best books I've ever read!!

"This much, at least, I've figured out. I know this much is true."

Tonight was FABULOUS!!!!!!!!!!

Well i got back from the shore yesterday and it was fun...it was really hot so i mostly chilled at the hosue..but i got read my book and veg which was nice...plus i ate like a pig...my folks took us out to dinner all the time...i've never had soo much shrimp..filet ...and crab in my life...omg it was amazing!!!!!!
Tonight i went over Lauras with my people...it was sooo much fun!!!! We ordered Dominos...because its 3 for $15 which is fabulous and their thin crust is my new obsession!!!! So we order three thin crusts but after waiting an hour we get three regular crusts...and i was sooo pissed i called and bitched out the girl and got three new free thin crusts!!!! i don't even care that i was mean because it just proves that if u bitch enough u can get stuff done...i usually try not to be a beast..but today i was just in a total bitch mood lol!!!!!!!
Tonight was also fabulous because i got to cross one more thing of my list of stuff to do before i die!!!!!! i went skinny dipping!!!! i don't even know how it happened it was one of those random moments...but it was soo fun...we are all gonna do it again when we are down in florida on the roadtrip...which is like a week away!!!!!!!! im not gonna lie skinny dipping is really much cooler than swimming with a suit on....when u get out ur not as cold cause ur not wearing a wet suit and there is sumthing very freeing about it lol!!!!!!!!!
on the ride home i was wondering does anyone else have a list of things they want to do during their life...mine includes...sky diving....getting a tatoo....riding an elephant...back packing through europe...going to a really weird named country like yemen.....going to china to see if their food tastes the same when ur actually there....owning my crazy mix of animals that i want (pony, kangaroo, three legged dog etc.).....well those are a couple of things on my list...which is rather long...but some of the rest i think i will keep to myself lol...thats about it...im gonna go read my book since i am almost done wally lamb...and its getting good now...only 300 pages to go!!!!!!!!! if anyone out there does have a list and wants to share some of their ideas...please leave me fun comments...peace out!!!!!

Laguna Beach!!!!

As if I didn't watch enough MTV already I am now hooked on Laguna Beach....it just gets me how these ppl are like sooo rich and have no real problems in their lives yet they act sooo dramatic like the world is ending....its hysterical. It is the weirdest show ever...all the girls are bitches and all the guys are retarted and yet I can't stop watching it. Its all Laura and Karen's fault...they both watch it and now they have worked together to force me into it.....I hate the fact that I'm addicted to it because they call it reality tv....but its soo not reality for any of the ppl watching it...the people on the show are filthy rich and their biggest problems are like showing up to party where someone else has the same shoes on as you or whose limo to go clubbing in on a friday night....who lives like that??? I mean I guess a lot of ppl really do have nothing better to worry about but come on can't MTV come up with a group of kids who are living in the real world with like crap part time jobs...annoying parents...and broken down cars. I think their next reality show should take place in the ghetto...like right here in B Dubs!!!!!

Shake It Off!!!!

Okay so first off....I can't believe its already August!!!! I mean I love this month because its the month of Jackie...thats right everyone who reads this should now be thinking about what fabulous things you are going to buy me for my birthday...its only 25 days away!!!! But this month also kindof blows because it always means school is starting again soon. Thank God I really love college and I'm super excited because I'm living with the best three roomates ever or else I'd be super bummed....I mean this summer has rocked and I sooo don't wanna leave all my home friends for another nine months...but now that we had this past year and I've seen that the seperation didn't change a thing...I'm okay with the idea of doing it all over again.

This past week has been awesome...my folks are still down the shore and I love just chilling in the house without them like breathing down my neck all day...if I wanna sleep till 1pm...I don't get why that bothers them..but it does?? Plus them being gone gave me a chance to throw the most awesome party ever...the SBS reunion was fabulous...omg I had sooo much fun...I've really missed all of our old gang so it was awesome to see them...I gotta admit I was afriad it might be weird at first but it really wasn't at all...and I'm guessing everyone liked it as much as me cause they all keep asking when r we doing it again lol....maybe next year.

In other exciting news the 2nd road trip...FLORIDA...is approaching...could I be any more exicted...hell no!!!!!!!!!! This last month at home is all about bonding with my friends!!!!! I love my friends and since we seem to be fairly drama-free recently life is good. Because drama really sucks...I honestly think that is like the biggest thing that has come out of this summer...I'm really starting to relax and try not to give a shit about the drama....which is really tough because oh how I love to stress about everything...but I'm making sum progress...baby steps. I've realized I was getting way too upset about shit I can't change and I need to just move on and focus on me....so that my plan for this last month.....hope everyone is having a good august so far...peace!!!!!!!!!