Mr. & Mrs. Unrealistic!!!!

Okay so I just got back from seeing Mr. & Mrs. Smith and I've come to the conclusion that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are pretending to be together as a PR stunt so someone will acutally promote their shit movie. I mean I can see the appeal in the fact that they are like two of the prettiest celebrities in Hollywood, but other than that I can't see why people liked this movie since it was no different from any other overly volient spy-type piece of crap film. One of the major flaws which is usually true of this type of movie is that the main characters get shot at like 1 trillion times by other professional spys and yet they never die. At one point Brad Pitt gets hit with a knife in the leg but that doesn't seem to even phase him....yeah cause thats real!!!!! Second at the end in the big fight scene (which takes place in sum random department store) Brad and Angelina are running from the bad guys and all of a sudden they change from being in their underwear to being in full on spy gear...yet they had no supplies with them....total crap!!!! Third..in the last scene Brad and Angelina who are in their bullet proof suits that appeared from no where are kicking ass and killing like 4 million bad guys who are supposed to be professional spys sent to kill them...here's the part that gets me...if these are also professionals after them and they keep getting shot in the chest...where is their freakin body armor!!!! I guess they didn't have any magically appear on them!!!!!
Okay now I am officially done bashing this movie. And yes I know I'm being a little overly critical becuase it is just a movie...but screw that!!!! When I'm supposed to be paying F-ING $9...yup it went up another $.25 to see a damn movie...I expect it to be good...or at least somewhat realistic. Basically this movie was 5 minutes of funny banter between Brad and Angelina and 2 hours of stupid ass fights...sorry to anyone reading this who feels I had given too much away or ruined the movie for you....but the way I see it...I just saved you from losing $9 and two hours of your life...like I did!!!!!!!