Some days I totally agree with this!!!

>> WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR ANY U.S.
>> PRESIDENT, DEMOCRAT OR REPUBLICAN GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH?
>>
>>
>> My Fellow Americans: As you all know, the defeat of Iraq
>> regime has been completed.
>>
>> Since congress does not want to spend any more money on
>> this war, our mission in Iraq is complete.
>>
>> This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of
>> all American forces from Iraq. This action will be complete
>> within 30 days. It is now to begin the reckoning.
>>
>> Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names
>> of countries which have stood by our side during the Iraq
>> conflict. This list is short. The United Kingdom, Spain,
>> Bulgaria, Australia, and Poland are some of the countries
>> listed there.
>>
>> The other list contains everyone not on the first list.
>> Most of the world's nations are on that list. My press
>> secretary will be distributing copies of both lists later
>> this evening.
>>
>> Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign
>> aid to those nations on List 2 ceases immediately and
>> indefinitely. The money saved during the first year alone
>> will pretty much pay for the costs of the Iraqi war.
>>
>> The American people are no longer going to pour money into
>> third world Hell-holes and watch those government leaders
>> grow fat on corruption.
>>
>> Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call
>> France.
>>
>> In the future, together with Congress, I will work to
>> redirect this money toward solving the vexing social
>> problems we still have at home. On that note, a word to
>> terrorist organizations. Screw with us and we will hunt you
>> down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of
>> the earth.
>>
>> Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France, or
>> maybe China.
>>
>> I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic
>> relations with France, Germany, and Russia. Thanks for all
>> your help, comrades. We are retiring from NATO as well. Bon
>> chance, mes amis.
>>
>> I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin
>> towing the many UN diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan
>> with more than two unpaid parking tickets to sites where
>> those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and crushed. I
>> don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this You creeps
>> have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets
>> tomorrow or watch your precious Benzes, Beamers and limos be
>> turned over to some of the finest chop shops in the world. I
>> love New York
>>
>> A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2.
>> Since we are likely to be seeing a lot more of each other,
>> you folks might want to try not pissing us off for a change.
>>
>> Mexico is also on List 2. President Fox and his entire
>> corrupt government really need an attitude adjustment. I
>> will have a couple extra tank and infantry divisions sitting
>> around. Guess where I am going to put em? Yep, border
>> security. So start doing something with your oil.
>>
>> Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA
>> treaty - starting now.
>>
>>
>> We are tired of the one-way highway. Immediately, we'll be
>> drilling for oil in Alaska - which will take care of this
>> country's oil needs for decades to come. If you're an
>> environmentalist who opposes this decision, I refer you to
>> List 2 above: pick a country and move there. They care.
>>
>> It is time for America to focus on its own welfare and its
>> own citizens. Some will accuse us of isolationism. I answer
>> them by saying, "darn tootin."
>>
>>
>> Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent
>> life around the world has only earned us the undying enmity
>> of just about everyone on the planet. It is time to
>> eliminate hunger in America. It is time to eliminate
>> homelessness in America. It is time to eliminate World Cup
>> Soccer from America. To the nations on List 1, a final
>> thought. Thanks guys. We owe you and we won't forget.
>>
>> To the nations on List 2, a final thought: You might want
>> to learn to speak Arabic.
>>
>> God bless America. Thank you and good night.
>>
>> If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading
>> it in English, thank a soldier.


My dad sent this to me in an email...if it angers anyone..take it up with him!!!

Celebrity Gossip Addict!!!

Okay so my new obsession for this week is popsugar.com. I was just introduced to it the other week and it is great!!! As many people know I am obsessed with stupid celebrity gossip and I waste money all the time on cheesy magazines....but now I don't need to!!!! Popsugar.com is genius lol cause its all stupid gossip and they update it all the time!!! Just thought I would share this in case anyone doesn't know about it and is looking for something to read hehe!!!

Three Day Weekend!!!!

I'm having the best week ever!!! Well at least the best couple of days anyway!!! My internship is becoming fabulous!!! I am now like in charge of running a children's charity fashion show for the United Way of AC!!! It's so cool cause I get to like try and contact really famous designers and ask for their help...hopefully some of my emails and phone calls will be returned and the event will go well!!!! I sent Issac Mizarhi an email because I love his show and he is awesome..he also does a ton of charity work so im hoping he will get back to me or send a donation or something!!! Roxanne and I had so much fun the other day thinking of clever ways to suck up to people to get their help. If there is one thing I've learned from this job so far...its that a little cleverly disguised ass kissing is a magical thing!!!
In other news...I skipped my art class today cause my car battery died...hehe or at least that's what my professor thinks!! My first class today was canceled cause my prof is in Israel being a good little sowker and I was just too lazy to haul my cookies all the way to campus for stupid therapeutic arts for the elders!!! Instead I slept in, cleaned and packed and then got my haircut on the way home!!! I went to this place called Great Clips down by school cause my hair was getting long and I wanted the layers chopped out..they were driving me nuts!!!! Rule one of hair care...never let a student cut your hair..esp not when they razor cut the back so it always flips out!!!!!! =( Anywayz so I went to this little shop which was really nice and sooo cheap...it only cost me $11 !!!! And my hair came out really cute!!! It's soo short again I lost like almost four inches..but its good!!! I feel very different this week so I decided it was time for some change!!!
So I'm home for the weekend cause I have off monday and I can't wait to see everyone!!! Its been way too long and I miss my gang...Spring Break is gonna rock esp. cause I'm going to see Fall Out Boy!!!!!!!! (yet another reason why this week rocks) Anywayz so im home and chilling. I went to the diner with the family tonight...I love diner food...so cheap and so fabulous!!! Then i watched Flightplan...it was pretty good but I called the ending like 20 minutes in..which pissed off my family lol!!! I'm also glad I'm home cause I get to chill with Bailey!!! I love that mutt!!! He's getting so big...he almost doesnt fit when he sleeps on my lap....he's now like 14lbs!!!
Well thats about it..in closing I would like to say Lindsey Jacobellis is a fool for trying to show off and fate bit her in the ass for being over confident...its not over till its over!!!

Snow Day!!!

So its supposed to snow today and that is always fun. If we actually get any of the pretty white stuff that would be cool. They are saying like 10 inches but I'm not buying it. I love a good snow day cause its an excuse to do nothing. I have officially proclaimed today pajama day 2006!!!! So far I've been awake for four hours and done nothing but watch episodes of Criss Angel Mindfreak with Jen lol!!! That show is crazy..I soooo wanna meet him!!!!
I figured out the other day that yesterday was the one year anniversary of me writing this blog lol!!! How crazy is that?? A year sounds like forever..but it goes by so fast..and its amazing what a difference a year makes!!! Sometimes I really can't believe that I've been at Stockton for like two years already...its going by soo fast...I don't wanna graduate soon and become a grown-up hehe!!!
But I am looking forward to summer...this semester has been a little ugly so far and I'm kindof looking forward to it being over...I miss my friends and I can't wait to party this summer and go to Canada!!! This past month has been rough so if I can't have summer right now...I'd at least settle for March!!!

Its been a bad day..again

It's really hard to believe in fate and that everything happens for a reason when you keep getting your ass kicked.

Bored doesn't even begin to describe it!!!

Hello everyone!!!! I don't really know if anyone reads this blog anymore..or if they ever did but I am just that bored that I'm gonna post anyway. I've been sick all week and it sucks. I missed the family brunch on Mag's birthday cause I was sick and I missed my monday classes...then I went to school...made it through one class and came back home again cause I was dying...so for the past two days I've lived on the couch..and its getting really old. I'm starting to feel a little better but not great...I hate my lungs...they suck!!! I'm so bored I actually wish I felt better cause I would go back to school and go to class.
The worst part is I keep missing my internship...I hope the United Way won't hate me when I finally go back next week...but hey I'm working for free so hopefully they'll get over it! The only remotely exciting thing coming up is that my family is having a huge superbowl party with fun foods!!! I'm torn cause I wanna be down at school and be here at the same time...but I think home might win cause I want the food and if I'm still not feeling good I'd rather be here getting taken care of by Mag lol....I'm such a baby when I'm sick!!!
In other news...I've been so bored all week that I've been reading ppls myspaces and looking at stupid websites like its my job...heres what I've realized...I have more of a life than a lot of sad ppl out there and that Stephanie Tanner used to do meth. While laying on the couch watching tv I have learned that the women on the View are still as annoying as ever...even 2000 episodes later...I dunno how Mag watches them everyday...and Becker is very entertaining..prob the only funny show besides the Cosbys that is on during the day.
Well thats about it....if anyone reads this and loves me...please im me or sumthing and cure my immense boredom...thanx!!!