Some days I totally agree with this!!!

>> WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR ANY U.S.
>> PRESIDENT, DEMOCRAT OR REPUBLICAN GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH?
>>
>>
>> My Fellow Americans: As you all know, the defeat of Iraq
>> regime has been completed.
>>
>> Since congress does not want to spend any more money on
>> this war, our mission in Iraq is complete.
>>
>> This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of
>> all American forces from Iraq. This action will be complete
>> within 30 days. It is now to begin the reckoning.
>>
>> Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names
>> of countries which have stood by our side during the Iraq
>> conflict. This list is short. The United Kingdom, Spain,
>> Bulgaria, Australia, and Poland are some of the countries
>> listed there.
>>
>> The other list contains everyone not on the first list.
>> Most of the world's nations are on that list. My press
>> secretary will be distributing copies of both lists later
>> this evening.
>>
>> Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign
>> aid to those nations on List 2 ceases immediately and
>> indefinitely. The money saved during the first year alone
>> will pretty much pay for the costs of the Iraqi war.
>>
>> The American people are no longer going to pour money into
>> third world Hell-holes and watch those government leaders
>> grow fat on corruption.
>>
>> Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call
>> France.
>>
>> In the future, together with Congress, I will work to
>> redirect this money toward solving the vexing social
>> problems we still have at home. On that note, a word to
>> terrorist organizations. Screw with us and we will hunt you
>> down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of
>> the earth.
>>
>> Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France, or
>> maybe China.
>>
>> I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic
>> relations with France, Germany, and Russia. Thanks for all
>> your help, comrades. We are retiring from NATO as well. Bon
>> chance, mes amis.
>>
>> I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin
>> towing the many UN diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan
>> with more than two unpaid parking tickets to sites where
>> those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and crushed. I
>> don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this You creeps
>> have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets
>> tomorrow or watch your precious Benzes, Beamers and limos be
>> turned over to some of the finest chop shops in the world. I
>> love New York
>>
>> A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2.
>> Since we are likely to be seeing a lot more of each other,
>> you folks might want to try not pissing us off for a change.
>>
>> Mexico is also on List 2. President Fox and his entire
>> corrupt government really need an attitude adjustment. I
>> will have a couple extra tank and infantry divisions sitting
>> around. Guess where I am going to put em? Yep, border
>> security. So start doing something with your oil.
>>
>> Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA
>> treaty - starting now.
>>
>>
>> We are tired of the one-way highway. Immediately, we'll be
>> drilling for oil in Alaska - which will take care of this
>> country's oil needs for decades to come. If you're an
>> environmentalist who opposes this decision, I refer you to
>> List 2 above: pick a country and move there. They care.
>>
>> It is time for America to focus on its own welfare and its
>> own citizens. Some will accuse us of isolationism. I answer
>> them by saying, "darn tootin."
>>
>>
>> Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent
>> life around the world has only earned us the undying enmity
>> of just about everyone on the planet. It is time to
>> eliminate hunger in America. It is time to eliminate
>> homelessness in America. It is time to eliminate World Cup
>> Soccer from America. To the nations on List 1, a final
>> thought. Thanks guys. We owe you and we won't forget.
>>
>> To the nations on List 2, a final thought: You might want
>> to learn to speak Arabic.
>>
>> God bless America. Thank you and good night.
>>
>> If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading
>> it in English, thank a soldier.


My dad sent this to me in an email...if it angers anyone..take it up with him!!!