White Strips and Cell Phone Woes

This week I have serious beef with teeth whitening strips and my cell phone!!!! First of all Crest White Strips suck!!!! Mag bought me a box for Christmas and I finally got around to using them last sunday and they suck!!! I got the 7 day box and it says you should see results around day 3 and I only have two days to go and I got nothing!!!! My teeth are maybe slightly whiter but nothing that anyone would ever notice..not that they were that bad to begin with but still they could be whiter!!! And my serious beef with the Crest company is that these strips are a pain in the ass...and they don't work!!! Like they totally lie in the commericals when they say they are easy to use and you can wear them anywhere!!! First of all they are really hard to put on without f-ing up the strip and they kindof burn your gums if you line then up wrong. Then once they are in its the most uncomfortable 30 minutes ever!!! They slide around the whole time so you can't talk at all or do anything cause your just focused on keeping them in place!!! Plus the bleach on the strips dyes your fingers white if you forget to wash them right away!!! Anywayz I'm just ranting as a warning to people cause the strips are a lot of effort and very little results so far!!! I dunno what the bitch in the commerical is talking about when she says she uses them on the drive to work lol!!!
My other beef is with myself and my ridiculous phone abuse cause I am still going over my text messaging limit almost...I finally convinced Mag to up my limit to 650 a month so I'd stop going over and I am about to blow past that!!! I'm already at 500 messages and I have to survive like another 9 days..I'm not gonna make it!!! I don't even know how I got so many txts but it sucks cause I don't wanna have to listen to Mag bitch...so if you love me and you're reading this call or im me...please not texts till after the 16th hehe!!!!