My Middle Name is Drama

I don't know why I kid myself into believing that my life will ever be drama free. Every spring I think this summer will be drama free because I have amazing friends and what could go wrong..and every summer..BAM!!!! DRAMA!!!!! I'm guessing it is just me..maybe I do bring this all onto myself!!!
It's interesting that when the drama hits you really see who your true friends are. These past few months have been really tough and I almost can't believe some of the things that have taken place. I've kept a lot to myself because I'm a private person, but its been a tough road. Like I am always hoping that eventually I will grow out of these troubles, but it seems like everyone has drama no matter how old they are..the drama is just for different reasons.
I am normally totally against writing a blog that is too personal but tonight I just can't not say this. I don't even know if anyone reads this stupid thing but I'm saying this anyway...I don't want anyone who might read this to think this is about them..it is really based on no one person...this is simply based on a series of events that have occurred and seriously changed my views on my relationships and drama in general.
I realize now that drama is never going away and yes I am aware that I am partly responsible for all the drama in my life. Yes I am an extremely sarcastic person and I indeed talk shit on people when I am angry or just feel like it...for this I make no apologies. And I will not lie and say that I'm gonna change my ways. I can't say I always have a reason for talking shit on someone cause that would be a another lie, but I am tired of feeling judged for speaking my mind. When I am in the company of friends I am a very open person..everyone knows this...I trust my friends with my life and I say what I want. Frankly about 90% of the shit I say I would say to the person's face and most of it I have!!!! I guess when it comes down to it I am just one of those bitchy girls like in Mean Girls...but at least I own up to it. I never pretend to be someone I am not!!!! I talk shit on people and everyone knows it...most of the shit it just a joke anyway and I'm not holding grudges from the past...I really harbor no anger towards anyone in life from my past....that is about the only thing that getting older teaches you..time heals all wounds..grow up and move on!!!!
Okay well I really don't know why I am writing this!!! Basically I just want everyone out there to know I'm not a horrible person. Yes my life has drama..but if your reading this and trying to pretend your own life doesn't...you are only kidding yourself!!! Frankly I am almost 20 years old...it has taken me a long time to figure out who I am and now that I know it I'm not changing for anyone!!!! That saying about "those who matter don't mind and those who mind don't matter" is just so true to life!!! Whoever said that was one smart mother!!! So in conclusion..this is me..and thank you to all those who stick by me cause guess what...you matter.

Sleeping till Noon!!!!

Okay I really need to stop sleeping till noon!!! It makes it so hard to go to bed before like 4am...if you think about it I'm only sleeping 8 hours..but its just the totally wrong eight hours to sleep...like by the time I wake up, eat breakfast and shower and get ready to do something...its dinner!!! I figure once I start working...somewhere lol..that I will get a better schedule going!!!!
Anywho I haven't updated this blog in forever..cause I haven't been home and awake to do so in like days....I feel like all I do is come home to sleep!!! So let's recap what I've been up to...Well thursday we hung at Janine's and Steveo, Albert, Deanna and myself did the tour de delsea as steve called it...I call it the tour de fat!!!! I love fast food and I am now basically spending the last little bit of money I posess eating at every place everyday all the time!!!! Cause Mag has just stopped shopping and cooking...great!!! In other news I went shopping with the Mag yesterday and bought these awesome shoes and some cute shirts...I can't wait till the weather is warmer so I can rock all the cute summer clothes!!!! Next Saturday is supposed to be like 85 so I feel a shore trip is in order!!!!
As far as tv is concerned...Idol....I felt sorry for poor elliot..so ugly...but talented. I honestly can't decide who I want to win since Chris left I dont really care...Taylor is funny but Kathryn is good..I dunno!!! Lost...is still confusing but fabulous!!!! Will and Grace sucked and was a huge let down...the show really declined the past few seasons..its sad. ER was pretty fierce even though I didn't really follow it this season at all..I'm curious what will happen with Abby in the fall!!! The OC...all I have to say is...thank god!!!! Mischa can't act and being pretty isn't good enough lol..that show is fairly retarted!!! Last but not least..Greys!!!!! Omg best show on tv for real!!!! That double episode was amazing..my jaw dropped like 5 times lol...so sad that they killed Denny..that sucked..and Izzy better not quit or I will cry..she's my favorite...well thats about it...thank god the weather is pretty when tv takes a three month break otherwise what would people do with themselves!!!!

HEHEHEHE!!!!

Just kidding Steveo I know you didn't mean it!!!! But I said I was gonna write a blog about it so I did hehe!!!! =)

Steve is a big bully!!!

So at the mall today after lunch Steve mad fun of me for being 19 still and then later on insulted my sense of style!!! OUCH!!!! And this was after I helped him shop!!!! GRRRR!!!!!

Today Kinda Sucked

Today was just one of those do nothing days..but it kindof sucked. I felt sick so I just stayed in bed all day and read my book. It wasn't the best idea cause now I have hardcore cabin fever and I just spent the whole day doing way too much thinking. I'm so glad I have a lot to do tomorrow cause I need to get out of this house!!! Wednesday is officially my day to find a freakin job. So far I've been living off my savings and making money by doing lame tasks around the house like filing my grandmother's tax rebate forms and cleaning the cabinet under the bathroom sink that no one dared to do the past five years....yeah its been so much fun!!! But I can't live on like $25 a week all summer so its time to get in gear and find a job. My distant cousin is a night manager at Rite Aid so I might get a job in the pharmacy there...which will probably suck but at least its something.
On a more delighftul note.. I got all my grades online today and I managed to swing straight A's in all five classes!!! I was actually shocked as hell when I got my grades...this semester was really stressfull and it feels so good to know all the stress and staying up till 3am finishing papers paid off!!! I hope everyone else is as happy with their grades as I am!!!! Well that's about it for now...I'm gonna get to bed after I read a little more of my book...Angels and Demons is very good and quite addicting..thanx to eveyone who recommended it!!!

Black Horse and a Cherry Tree

Its the first official day of summer and I'm slightly bored. I spent the day in Philly with the Mag and Marge. I got to hang out with my godfather and little cousin Ashley so that was cool. She is about to turn 6 and she is almost as tall as me...sad...but I am the same height as her dad so hopefully she will just stop growing lol!!! Other than that visit I spent the day hunting for jobs...it is tough!!! I don't mean to sound like a bitch but I am not spending my summer working some lame highschool level job...but getting a real job is hard!!! I left messages for a few places for hopefully I hear back from somewhere!!!
TV was amazing last night!!!! I'm glad Paris got sent home on AI..her speaking voice was so annoying I just wanted to slap the tv sometimes!!! And the Tree was amazing!!!! If they kill Nathan or Cooper I'm gonna be pissed..they are both too pretty to get killed off!!! I hate having to wait four months to find out what happens!!! And what can I say about LOST!!! WOW!!! I didn't see that ending coming at all...it was quite fierce. I dunno what to say about that show except I find it fascinating!!! And probably not for the same reason everyone else does...I find it amazing cause for the first 55 minutes of every episode I bitch about slow it moves and that it is never gonna go anywhere and then BAM!!! in the last five minutes they completely blow me away to the point where I'm tuning in again the next week...any show that can swing that for like two years must be doing something right!!!
Anywayz I am bored cause no one is home till tomorrow!!! I can't wait to see everyone!!!! I am so bored I freakin changed my aim profile cause I'm a big loser and I got tired of downloading stupid songs!!! I would be reading the DaVinci Code right now if my lame Aunt still didn't have it at her house..how hard it is to read one book in under two months...really!!!!
In my final thought for the night I have figured out my ultimate summer goal is to not stress about stupid shit!!! Cause recently I've been doing way too much of that and it just plain old sucks!!! I've decided to let everything just be!!! My reasoning is that I'm generally a good person so hopefully if I just keep doing my own thing then good things will happen!!! We'll see how long this lasts...

Freedom!!!!!!!

First off...I can't belive I am typing this from my bed..thats on the ground!!!! I've been home now for about 8 hours and its good to be home!!! But I already miss the roommates!!! But its sooo amazing to feel free and not have to worry about classes and stress..now I just have to find a freakin job and stress about grades..but I'm sure everything will be cool.
Speaking of jobs...if anyone knows anything good let me know!!!! Mag is on the hunt and I'm so affraid of what shes going to try and get me to do!!!! Karen offered to pay me to be her bitch all summer and take care of the dog and wedding plans..if I can't find anything better it might happen hehe!!!!
Well thats about it for now...I can't wait for everyone else to get home so we can party!!!! Till then I will just be unpacking until I die...I can't wait to switch bedrooms..I have no freakin space for all my crap..its so bad!!! I hate unpacking almost as much as I hate packing hehe!!! Alright time for bed!!! I'm going to philly tomorrow to visit Marge with Mag cause a free lunch is involved!!!!

6 Days!!!!!!

I can't believe its only 6 days!!!!!! Today was the last day of my internship and it was amazing!!!! Everyone was soo nice to me and it was so awesome. I complained a lot about waking up early and fitting in the 90 hours but it all seemed worth it today. I even got flowers and a few cards!!! I'm really gonna miss everyone that I worked with and my boss wrote me a really nice evaluation so that was soo great!!!!
It's really starting to sink in that there are only 6 days left...I'm already finished with my night class and now my internship is over!!!! I can't believe that only two projects and one final stand between me and freedom lol!!!! This weekend is gonna be a beast I have everything do and nothing done hehe!!!! Oh well I will battle!!!! Its sad to leave here though...like packing some things up earlier today was very emotional...I know we are all coming back in September and we even scored the same fabulous apartment...but I will miss the roomies and the freedom of having my own place=(
I just realized summer is six days away and I have not made my goals yet...here is my rough draft...there are many repeats cause I never seem to accomplish a few of these hehe.....first off karen and I decided we wanna read like all the classic lit books that we haven't already...my list includes pride and prejudice and catcher in the rye. Then of course I still wanna try and squeeze in sum exercise which only lasts like a week but I have to say it otherwise I feel like a lump hehe!!!! I also wanna do some art stuff this summer like sketch stuff again and paint!!!!! I really wanna learn to sew well if possible so I can make my own clothes!!!!! That's all my big stuff for now that I can think of..mostly I just want to have a good time this summer and avoid any drama!!!!! We'll see how that goes....

10 DAYS!!!!!

OMG I can't believe its only 10 days till summer!!!! And I have so much shit to do it isn't even funny...really not funny..not even a little!!!! And I'm hardcore slacking. I did nothing school related this weekend....never even cracked a book and my research proposal is due in 10 days!!!! I'm totally at the point of no longer caring...I just need summer to hurry up and get here already!!!!!
Anywayz enough with that cause bitching isn't gonna make these 10 days go any faster. This weekend was amazing btw...which is exactly why I got nothing done!!! Friday night me and the roomies went to AC for Delia's birthday...it was fabulous!!!! We went to PF Changs in the Trop...omg their food is fierce and I ate like a horse lol!!!! I can't wait to take everyone I know there for like a million dinners...the food puts all other chinese food to shame and it was cheap too!!!!! Enough about that..afterwards we went to the Claridge cause Jen scored us free tickets to the Price is Right show...it was sooo funnn!!!! Our seats were awesome..front row..and after the show Janine attacked Roger Lodge and convinced him to take a picture with us...it was hysterical she went into full stalker fan mode...I loved it!!!! PS Roger Lodge is quite yummy in person lol and apparently built according to Janine since she stuck both her hands on his chest as she stopped him from walking away lol!!!!
Last night was equally fun...Deanna and Berto came to visit...it was Deanna's first time seeing the apartment!!!! We all went to see the Benchwarmers which was sooo funny!!!!! I almost cried I was laughing so hard..that movie is genius cause it combines like three of the funniest ppl ever!!!! ooooo I love it!!!!
Anywho today I was such a bum I watched like 20 movies including Autumn in New York, Goonies, Harry Potter 2, Pretty Woman, & Ten Things I Hate About You...all great movies btw hehee!!!! They came in quite handy since I was putting off any form of work...which wasn't hard since its now 2am and I've only been up 12 and a half hours hehe!!!! I love sleep what can I say!!!!
Well I think thats about it for now...I'm gonna go read something school related then probably go to bed since its 2am and I got nothing better to do lol!!!!

I can smell it!!!

Summer is so close now I can smell it!!!! I can't wait for these two weeks to fly by...I mean I love school and I will miss the apartment..but nothing compares to summer!!!! No school combined with partying and seeing all my friends is just amazing!!!! Plus this summer is gonna be uber fabulous since I get my new room and the house to myself for two whole weeks!!! O the fun I'm gonna have with that!!!! I will be making an official schedule of the two weeks soon...which I will be refering to as the "two weeks of fabulous"!!!!! Anywayz in other news my Easter was cool but odd. I got loads of candy and that was good...ps for all of those who haven't tried chocolate covered potato chips..you haven't lived yet!!! Easter was odd though cause it just didn't feel like Easter. I wasn't used to having an early monday class so I had to like leave the festivities early to drive back to school..which sucked!!!! But I loved my comfy pink cotton Easter skirt so that made up for it...and Mag gave me Easter cash which is always amazing!!!!
On Good Friday I got to see everyone down at Deanna's!!!! It was amazing...everyone was so hyper and it was just a great night...I really miss everyone when I'm here at school so nights like that make me want summer so bad!!!!! Well that is about all I can think to write since I can't stop thinking about summer!!!! I should get to bed I have to intern in the morning...only four more days of waking up at 7am!!!!! Yippy!!!!!

White Strips and Cell Phone Woes

This week I have serious beef with teeth whitening strips and my cell phone!!!! First of all Crest White Strips suck!!!! Mag bought me a box for Christmas and I finally got around to using them last sunday and they suck!!! I got the 7 day box and it says you should see results around day 3 and I only have two days to go and I got nothing!!!! My teeth are maybe slightly whiter but nothing that anyone would ever notice..not that they were that bad to begin with but still they could be whiter!!! And my serious beef with the Crest company is that these strips are a pain in the ass...and they don't work!!! Like they totally lie in the commericals when they say they are easy to use and you can wear them anywhere!!! First of all they are really hard to put on without f-ing up the strip and they kindof burn your gums if you line then up wrong. Then once they are in its the most uncomfortable 30 minutes ever!!! They slide around the whole time so you can't talk at all or do anything cause your just focused on keeping them in place!!! Plus the bleach on the strips dyes your fingers white if you forget to wash them right away!!! Anywayz I'm just ranting as a warning to people cause the strips are a lot of effort and very little results so far!!! I dunno what the bitch in the commerical is talking about when she says she uses them on the drive to work lol!!!
My other beef is with myself and my ridiculous phone abuse cause I am still going over my text messaging limit almost...I finally convinced Mag to up my limit to 650 a month so I'd stop going over and I am about to blow past that!!! I'm already at 500 messages and I have to survive like another 9 days..I'm not gonna make it!!! I don't even know how I got so many txts but it sucks cause I don't wanna have to listen to Mag bitch...so if you love me and you're reading this call or im me...please not texts till after the 16th hehe!!!!

Insomnia!!!!

I hate how sleeping too much on the weekends makes going to bed sunday nights impossible...I just filled out a freakin 80 question myspace survery hoping it would bore me to sleep and here I am still kicking!!! But its okay cause this weekend was fabulous even with losing that pesky hour to daylight savings time!! Friday night the boys came down and it was sooo much fun..it made me want these next five weeks to fly by so I can be home and hang out with my friends all the time!!!!
I am sad cause I just realized that april fools came and went and I didn't prank anyone and no one pranked me=(
Yesterday I did some hardcore shopping!!! I am addicted to clothes and shoes and I seriously need help..I can't wait to start working this summer cause I am that poor!!!! But I got some amazingly cute and cheap items at old gravy!!! god I love being short and fitting into kids sizes...I bought like 8 shirts and the most expensive one was $10...if only I had shorter legs and could rock kids bottoms!!!!
Anywho this week should go by rather quickly since we don't have classes wednesday cause of advising...thursday is my day to register!!! I hope I get everything I wanted to take then my schedule will be sweet!!!!! And I can't believe the yellowcard concert is already this friday..its gonna be fabulous!!!!!! That is all for now and I am finally tired...bed time!!!!!

I want summer now!!!!

Okay so summer needs to just hurry up and get here already!!!! There is just way too many projects and papers and tests to take in the next five weeks and I just don't wanna!!!! Plus I need to start making money...I am poor!!! I want to buy so many cute pairs of shoes and a million different outfits and I am poor...I spent like way too much money on food and junk this year!!! Those trips to target really add up!!! I'm trying to pull together some funds so I can go tanning for a month before summer...I bought a lot of cute skirts to wear this summer and pale legs will just not look good!!!
One huge reason I can't wait for summer..besides getting to pimp my new room..is that I can sleep in my bed!!!! The pinched nerve in my shoulder is acting up again and for some reason it never hurts when I'm in my comfy bed at home..only here!!!! So I haven't been sleeping like hardly at all at night which probably explains why I'm sooo lazy all day long!!!!
I feel like all I've done all week besides run around for classes and the internship is watch tv and here's what I think about the shows so far...American Idol...sucked!!!! None of these ppl have any talent they should have stopped after Kelly Clarkson!!! Lost...is finally going somewhere even though they are still moving uber slow..I have faith its going somewhere good lol!!! Evidence is actually pretty good but will probably get cancelled like all decent new shoes!!!
Well thats about it...I'm tired and its time for bed...I have to go be an intern in the morning!!! Peace!!!!

I Don't Wanna Go To Class!!!!!!!

I don't wanna go to class!!!!! Going to bed early really does give you more energy...I think I actually got 8 hours of sleep last night for like the first time in forever!!!! Too bad I have to waste my hyperness on research class. I've been having a strange week...I haven't been hungry at all..which is sooo weird for me...I am still eating though cause ya know you have to...but I just don't really feel like it and my stomach keeps talking like all the time which is bad when your sitting in a group session for theory class...oops hehe!!! Well I should probably go finish getting ready...only 6 more weeks till summer!!!!!
P.s. V for Vendetta is a pretty good movie...just thought I'd share that lol!!!

My new part time gig!!!!!!

Spring break is half over and I feel like it is flying by!!!! The past two days I have spent like 8 hours a day over at Karen and Kevin's new casa!!! There new place is very cute..which is a nice word for small hehe!!! The lady who lived there before seemed to keep it pretty clean but some things in the house were pretty nasty so I've spent the last 48 hours helping clean windows and other gross things and painting every surface in the house. I have decided that I am a pretty good painter..I must take after Jack...since I have a pretty steady hand and work well with the little brushes I quickly got put in charge of touch-ups and cutting in and handling edges...funnnn!!!!! lol!!! Its really impressive though how much of a difference painting makes..the house looks sooo different now and like 1,000times better since Monday when we started!!! Karen has work the next two days so we are taking a break..but I'm sure I will get sucked into helping on saturday hehe!!!
There is so much I need to do before I go back to school...I really don't want the week to ever end!!! I have hw that I need to do tomorrow and a paper to write...plus I have shopping that needs to go done..I need to hit the bank...docs appts...and a million other things...including fall out boy and of course sleep lol...so much to do sooo little time!!!!

Finally!!!!!!!!

Spring break is finally here...yippy!!!! I am so excited!!!! It's sooo good to be home and sleeping in a bed on the ground!!! I hate loft beds...I don't ever wanna go back to it lol...but I do miss the roomies!!! So far break has been amazing and its only been 24 hours...last night I got to see my ppl. so of course that was fabulous!!!! I'm working tonight which is cool cause no one else could hang anywayz and I need the dinero!!! Tomorrow I am going to our girly lunch at Larry's!!! And hanging with Kelly at night!!!! Then its a whole week on nothing!!! Well nothing besides reading a good book and helping Karen fix up her new casa...a whole lot of cleaning and painting!!! I have also decided that this summer when I get my new room..aka Karen's old one with the bigger closet and more space... I am painting it navy blue cause I always wanted a darker room and I'm getting rid of the awful green carpet for some fabulous faux wood flooring hehe!!! I even get to keep the double bed cause Karen isn't taking it with her!!!! Yippy!!!! Anywayz that is basically my week..since all my ppl are going back to school like sunday/monday...I hate having a different spring break then most of my ppl..but I guess I can't complain a week of nothing will be better than school work hehe!!! I didn't even get that much homework for the break so that is awesome...just like two papers!!!!
OMG and how could I forget!!!! Next Saturday I'm going to see FALL OUT BOY!!!! I heart Deanna for getting tickets hehe!!!!! That will be an uber fabulous way to cap off the break!!!! I just wish this week could last forever..I want summer sooo bad!!!!! Alrighty well I should go check on my dinner!!! I am making my beef burgandy for the familia...yup thats right I cook!!!! And then I gotta get ready for work!!!!

3 More Days!!!!!!

I can't believe spring break is almost here and this last week isn't going nearly as slow as I thought it would!!!! I hope next week crawls by of course hehe=) This week has actually been going great so far....yesterday went by fast which is all that I can hope for on my monday of three crap classes and I even scored a 100% on my pharm test..woohoo!!!!! Today was good cause my internship is fun....its a lot of office work but the people at the United Way are cool so I don't mind helping out..I'm thinking I might even volunteer like one day a week over the summer cause I really like the people and I figure it would be nice to give something back even if I'm not getting graded. I would like to help more but they can't pay me and I need a job!!!! I spent an obscene amount of money the past two weeks...thankfully I'm working a little over the break or else I wouldn't be able to eat for like the month of April hehe!!! What can I say I'm a huge clothes and esp. shoes whore!!!! I just love everything I see!!!!! Why does everything have to cost so damn much money....this summer if it kills me I'm learning to sew cause seriously I walk into a store and see a tiny little skirt for like $50 and I think to myself "gosh I could make that for like $6!!!"
Anywayz I'm super excited about the break I can't wait to see all my friends..and of course see FALL OUT BOY!!!!!!!! I also have a laundry bag that is freakin out of control...I love myself I am so lazy..Mag still does my laundry...I always go home and like put it in the washer and then just forget about it...but it always winds up folded and clean...its magic!!!!! I've also discovered that I can go exactly three weeks without washing anything and I will never have to repeat an outfit or recycle anything lol!!!! And I promise I don't smell bad hehe!!!!
So Lent is going pretty well so far...I think I've been doing a good job with my don't sweat the small stuff plan..baby steps hehe...and I've definetly been taking better care of myself...I'm eating fruit or veggies at least once a day...which is way better than cookies or ice cream hehe...and I even exercised the other day...yeah it was only once but ya gotta start somewhere. I still haven't bought vitamins, but I need to go home and get Mag to pay for them since I spent my last ten bucks on these adorable flip flops from Delias...yes its true in my world shoes do rank higher than vitamins!!!! Well that's about it for now!!!! The next time I post this I will be home for break eating good food, seeing my friends, and sleeping in my bed that is actually on the ground!!!!!

I suck at Lent!!!!

Okay..so its official...I suck at Lent!!! Yesterday I couldn't get ashes cause I had two morning and one night class..during all the mass times...the whole day I kept thinking about how bad I felt and then it hit me...OY DUMBASS YOU ATE CHICKEN FOR LUNCH!!!! yes it is true..I ate a chicken sandwich on the first day of Lent...but its not my fault!!! I totally forgot the meat rule!!!! I blame the fact that I don't go to Catholic school anymore where they used to like say no meat 100,000 times a day lol!!!! Anywayz yeah I get that I'm an adult and its all my fault...I'm going to hell...but I'm sure I'll have company=P
So yeah for Lent my goals this year...which I manage to f up every year will be....1. Take better care of myself...I'm gonna say I will try and do sum exercises but I'm gonna settle for taking a daily vitamin and getting more calcium into my diet. 2. To sweat the little stuff a little less...cause everything really does work out in the end!!! These two don't seem so tough so I'm really gonna try to make them stick!!!

Some days I totally agree with this!!!

>> WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR ANY U.S.
>> PRESIDENT, DEMOCRAT OR REPUBLICAN GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH?
>>
>>
>> My Fellow Americans: As you all know, the defeat of Iraq
>> regime has been completed.
>>
>> Since congress does not want to spend any more money on
>> this war, our mission in Iraq is complete.
>>
>> This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of
>> all American forces from Iraq. This action will be complete
>> within 30 days. It is now to begin the reckoning.
>>
>> Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names
>> of countries which have stood by our side during the Iraq
>> conflict. This list is short. The United Kingdom, Spain,
>> Bulgaria, Australia, and Poland are some of the countries
>> listed there.
>>
>> The other list contains everyone not on the first list.
>> Most of the world's nations are on that list. My press
>> secretary will be distributing copies of both lists later
>> this evening.
>>
>> Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign
>> aid to those nations on List 2 ceases immediately and
>> indefinitely. The money saved during the first year alone
>> will pretty much pay for the costs of the Iraqi war.
>>
>> The American people are no longer going to pour money into
>> third world Hell-holes and watch those government leaders
>> grow fat on corruption.
>>
>> Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call
>> France.
>>
>> In the future, together with Congress, I will work to
>> redirect this money toward solving the vexing social
>> problems we still have at home. On that note, a word to
>> terrorist organizations. Screw with us and we will hunt you
>> down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of
>> the earth.
>>
>> Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France, or
>> maybe China.
>>
>> I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic
>> relations with France, Germany, and Russia. Thanks for all
>> your help, comrades. We are retiring from NATO as well. Bon
>> chance, mes amis.
>>
>> I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin
>> towing the many UN diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan
>> with more than two unpaid parking tickets to sites where
>> those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and crushed. I
>> don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this You creeps
>> have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets
>> tomorrow or watch your precious Benzes, Beamers and limos be
>> turned over to some of the finest chop shops in the world. I
>> love New York
>>
>> A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2.
>> Since we are likely to be seeing a lot more of each other,
>> you folks might want to try not pissing us off for a change.
>>
>> Mexico is also on List 2. President Fox and his entire
>> corrupt government really need an attitude adjustment. I
>> will have a couple extra tank and infantry divisions sitting
>> around. Guess where I am going to put em? Yep, border
>> security. So start doing something with your oil.
>>
>> Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA
>> treaty - starting now.
>>
>>
>> We are tired of the one-way highway. Immediately, we'll be
>> drilling for oil in Alaska - which will take care of this
>> country's oil needs for decades to come. If you're an
>> environmentalist who opposes this decision, I refer you to
>> List 2 above: pick a country and move there. They care.
>>
>> It is time for America to focus on its own welfare and its
>> own citizens. Some will accuse us of isolationism. I answer
>> them by saying, "darn tootin."
>>
>>
>> Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent
>> life around the world has only earned us the undying enmity
>> of just about everyone on the planet. It is time to
>> eliminate hunger in America. It is time to eliminate
>> homelessness in America. It is time to eliminate World Cup
>> Soccer from America. To the nations on List 1, a final
>> thought. Thanks guys. We owe you and we won't forget.
>>
>> To the nations on List 2, a final thought: You might want
>> to learn to speak Arabic.
>>
>> God bless America. Thank you and good night.
>>
>> If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading
>> it in English, thank a soldier.


My dad sent this to me in an email...if it angers anyone..take it up with him!!!

Celebrity Gossip Addict!!!

Okay so my new obsession for this week is popsugar.com. I was just introduced to it the other week and it is great!!! As many people know I am obsessed with stupid celebrity gossip and I waste money all the time on cheesy magazines....but now I don't need to!!!! Popsugar.com is genius lol cause its all stupid gossip and they update it all the time!!! Just thought I would share this in case anyone doesn't know about it and is looking for something to read hehe!!!